Will You Snail? Game Review

Dear humans,
I would like to tell you that I’m better than you. The only thing you can do is lose, and this game is a celebration of my superiority.Why do you need to play this?
To entertain me. The game was created for my personal entertainment… There’s a chance. What’s the name of the game?
It’s a game with a touch of ability. It’s a game of a little snail (you) fighting one of the gods (me).What else could you possibly expect out of the game?
Three hours of high-quality time WITH ME (an exclusive offer I might add)Precise and swiftly paced playing on platformsLots to be laughed atThe illusion of accomplishment and masteryThe hope of eventually defeating meAnd an interesting little mystery to unravel… what is the purpose of life
It’s hard to sit and wait for help in finding out the truth…
We’re waiting to greet you on the other side.
Squid


A Review sponsored by porn games minecraft